Saufversager Sticker – Test Winner, Wrong Discipline
Some people talk the biggest game during the pre-game – and are the first ones down. For exactly them, Stiftung Sauftest developed its own seal: Testsieger (test winner), SEHR GUT (1,0), category "Saufversager" – German for drinking failure. Tested subject: the "biggest Schluckspecht" (boozer), issue 2026/27, and the pictogram says it all: hunched over, bottle still in hand, fountain heading floorward. This funny sticker in the deceptively real look of Germany's famous consumer test magazine is the most honest award you can hand out after a long night. Top grade in failing – still an achievement.
Where the ceremony takes place
Stick this decal on the laptop of the friend who was already in a taxi by 10 PM last Saturday. On his water bottle (filled with water – for reasons), his locker, his hip flask or straight onto the toilet in the party basement where he spends most of his time anyway. Also strong on the festival cooler, the beer pong table or as a bachelor party trophy for the first guy to say "just water for me". This sticker is the perfect counterpart to the drinking-talent seal – together, the complete classification of your friend group.
Certified quality – keeps everything in
Unlike the test winner, this waterproof vinyl sticker keeps everything down: durable adhesive foil, scratch-resistant high-gloss UV coating, bold colors. Sun, rain, spilled beer and considerably worse – the seal holds, even when the winner is long horizontal.
Features
- Size: 74 x 52 mm
- Use: outdoor – weatherproof
- Material: 90µ adhesive foil
- Colors: 4/0 full color print
- Finish: high-gloss UV coating
Grab the Saufversager sticker now and award whoever truly earned it. He won't remember it the next morning – but everyone else will.
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